Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
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imortal20 0
beware of sex with him. could be dangerous
SlipKnoT_Fukk 0
it's the thought that counts you bitch :)
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Comments (62)
smoothskittle 0
bitch bitch bitch
Oley 27
ouch!
Norris_FTW_77 9
When/if you have sex next I'd check to see if Victoria's Secret or Fredrick's of Hollywood have sexy helmets first.
Annzy 0
Lol, slamming your head on the corner doesn't hurt THAT bad.
penguinazul 13
This reminds me of that Zoosk commercial where the chic's like, "I want some real romance!" *cues to her and some hot guy gettin' frisky, and then it turns into a total failboat*. It amuses me greatly.
DannyIsAFish 0
Lol. 'Failboat'.
ohgosh_noooo 0
A for effort though
perlabee 0
aw he was trynna be cutee. and he tripped okayee . yooh can kiss & be carriedd.. my bf doess it!
SeedlessMe 13
Hahah totally another one that would happen to me- me and my boyfriend are both total klutz's!!
louis4_fml 0
atleast he tryed. quit bein so damn mean. give him credit. he didn't have to be cute. but he wanted too.
purple5 0
Heh, well whatdyaknow. I only paid attention to this FML because the poster has a similiar name to me, albeit spelt differently :')