Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on MSN when her roommate answered, "Sorry, this isn't Marie, she's at her boyfriend’s." Really? I've looked everywhere in my apartment, and I can’t find her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment, but it was empty. I went to her parents' house, it was empty as well. She isn’t responding to my messages, so I guess I got ghosted in real life and online. FML
Today, I was very worried about my girlfriend of two years. She has recently moved into her apartment, and I hadn't heard from her for four days. Don't worry, though, she's fine. According to her mother's Facebook, she moved in with her old boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
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Zelda210 0
Are you stupid?
runmymouth 0
If she really was lying to you then good god that sucks.
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Comments (87)
Magnoxidans 19
When I was on holiday in the US once and someone put this into perspective... There are a ton of Countries in the world, and many more influential than others... Very hard to expect everyday people to know about all the Countries of the world, so rather ignorance than anything else...
patte_fml 19
IQ comes in all shapes and sizes.
hardcorefan16 22
That guy is so dumb.
A1NoSauce 17
I like to move it move it!
onehotmomma90 12
I apologize for the stupidity of my fellow countrymen. We're not all sheltered idiots!
Dick_diamond 22
He knows that, learn reading comprehension. He meant OP was obviously not carrying a fake passport since he'd be smarter than faking a Madagascar one if it didn't exist
Neesalun 20
I worked with a man 47+yrs old that didn't know it was an actual country. He also didn't know that the Tasmanian Devil and Dodo Bird are/were real animals. I kinda wonder how he graduated grade school...?
chosha_fml 27
How fun for him and his kids. I remember how delighted my American friend was to find out that Tasmanian Devils were a real thing, even if they don't spin. :)
kamaltheabstract 14
All hail King Julian!
mackamuir 11
Well. I would say it's time to pack up and move to another country, but I'm afraid that the customs officer will mistake my phone for a bomb