Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
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Top comments
surferchick96 0
and your worried about ur wallet after u killed ur car? somebody has priority problems...
HollyoaksFan93 9
And...?
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Comments (59)
MasterE56 4
did you wear your seat belt!?!?! ;)
FrAnk0089 0
how did they have ur number?
raymanbrint 0
Truly an FML. You don't get many of these on here anymore.
yummycupcakegirl 0
Bad luck, I guess?
safmonster 0
What were you doing *driving* across the street from the bank to the DMV?
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
I'm guessing the driveway for the bank and the driveway for the DMV are directly across the street from each other. see it now?
violer 0
the irony of it all. had u gotten that call 30 minutes earlier....that sucks! sorry.
denvan 0
Bad luck. Wow your a bad driver just going across the street
angiiebaby 0
#29- he was going to the dmv to replace his license. He lost his wallet, not just his bank card.
fraqtl 1
um. that's what insurance is for. if you didn't have any, YDI
Zebidee 9
YDI for living somewhere that people don't just walk across the street.