Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
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Top comments
surferchick96 0
and your worried about ur wallet after u killed ur car? somebody has priority problems...
HollyoaksFan93 9
And...?
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Comments (59)
Bootyjuice23 0
You totally deserved it.. who watches movies?
Jess_4602 0
How can op get a temporary bank card without ID? Isn't Identification usually required for things like that?
picksy22 0
I couldn't. Hence the going across the street to the DMV....
HaraAishi 8
That's what I was wondering... unless OP lives in a small town and they know who OP is.
hockeyhouse 5
Do any of you have any common sense? out of all the comments, I think only 3 actually get it.
Jbloomer92_fml 0
Sorry Genna!
picksy22 0
Apparently clarification is necessary for this.... Wallet - gone. Called the bank to cancel my cards. They told me I could go to the bank and get a temporary debit card. Get to the bank to find out ID is necessary to get a temporary debit card. DMV is a block down the street on the other side. In Minnesota. In November. Yes I drove. Car accident. Not my fault (though I'm really not focused on that). Get a call they found my wallet. Not blaming them for not calling sooner. Simply stating it would have saved me some trouble.... My apologies for thinking people could figure this one out on their own.....
ptoui 1
So you apologies for having trouble clearly expressing an idea? That's good. I forgive you.
ptoui 1
So you apologize for having trouble clearly expressing an idea? That's good. I forgive you.
Dilwann 27
Not everyone is from the US, meaning not every person is used to the same system. You're being ignorant.
96isntassexyas69 20
oh no, you probably shouldn't have been driving anyway, assuming your license was in your wallet.
abbas07 20
at least your car wasnt completely totalled