Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
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Stuby14 19
This would be less creepy if it was anime instead of hentai.
Tripartita 45
I know it can be rough, OP, but with a few bits of advice you can minimize the similarities: 1. Eyes drawn in that style tend to be large and expressive, so keep yours squinted and dull. 2. Remain calm and unstressed to avoid getting any bulging forehead veins that resemble those hashtag-esque stress marks animators sometimes use. Avoid using hashtags altogether to be safe. 3. Finally, characters' mouths are either open or closed, so be sure to emphasize the changes in mouth shape as you talk. Point at your face if necessary.
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Comments (68)
anon133744x 5
At least you're ^_^kawaii ~
Cavsfodawin 21
That probably means you have big ****. That is good.
SiraSiemens 21
guys y'all forgot to ask the real question here: who's his favorite hentai character?
BloodyGlass 10
Ex-boyfriend, right?
darwinav13 2
Which hentai? ;)
dueducs 3
For this one, there needs to be a "f his life" button
DragonitePaladin 6
Use that to your advantage instead of biching about it :P consider yourself lucky to be told that.