Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years thinks that it is too expensive to get married, go on vacations, concerts, etc., but spends $100+/month on Hentai. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
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Stuby14 19
This would be less creepy if it was anime instead of hentai.
Tripartita 45
I know it can be rough, OP, but with a few bits of advice you can minimize the similarities: 1. Eyes drawn in that style tend to be large and expressive, so keep yours squinted and dull. 2. Remain calm and unstressed to avoid getting any bulging forehead veins that resemble those hashtag-esque stress marks animators sometimes use. Avoid using hashtags altogether to be safe. 3. Finally, characters' mouths are either open or closed, so be sure to emphasize the changes in mouth shape as you talk. Point at your face if necessary.
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Comments (68)
IamComrade 16
If that's not true love I dont know what is
SecundusSecunda 27
Some hentai lust is what it is hahaha
heatherrr17 19
I dont even know what that is
Lalala579121 28
Anime ****.
kurodansei 16
furthermore. anime is japanese cartoons.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
With tentacles
satandabs 10
How old are you?
persephone217 24
that's well and good but its kinda sad he doesn't see you for the good qualities you have other than looks. attraction is a very important thing but I'm sure you want to be looked at as more than spankbank material. I'd try talking to him let him know that youre flattered but the comparison between you a person and a sexualized cartoon character is a bit unsettling to you. best of luck =)
nattlecakes 19
I'm sure that's not the only reason. He was probably just drawn to you at first because of it, and then when he got to know you fell in love!
jonasamaya 4
SENPAI
lukian_fml 29
Which hentai (series) character?
Lt_Senpai 21
It better be from mankitsu happening.
ThatOneCreepyKid 6
He knows what's up.
vampire9545 5
sounds awesome
Iwannarock1 19
Reminds me of that meme, "had sex, don't care."
Zatert 20
You mean, "Doesn't matter, had sex.", right?
CBL88 25
Depending on the character, this might nok be a compliment though?