Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years thinks that it is too expensive to get married, go on vacations, concerts, etc., but spends $100+/month on Hentai. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 3 years has spent a total of 2k on OnlyFans throughout our entire relationship. I thought everything was going good. I guess that's the red flag for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I've been with my boyfriend for 6 years, and I just found out he has an OnlyFans, on which I found he messages girls, and talks to one specifically nearly regularly all year. I have no idea how much he's spent on there, but a lot: tips, requests, di** ratings. This is only a small part, and we just got a house. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML
Today, my boyfriend is 34 years-old. We’ve been together for 5 years. He refuses to propose to me because “marriage is expensive” and “kids drain your wallet.” That would be understandable if he hasn’t spent the majority of his paychecks on March Madness. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
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Top comments
Aj Castelletto 11
bro if hes paying for **** hes a ******* idiot. run girl.
123Puppy 33
You should break up with him. You deserve better.
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Comments (12)
thomasthedankengine 11
still much cheaper than marriage
123Puppy 33
You should break up with him. You deserve better.
Roxy Rousseau 11
He spends $100 a month on what’s important to him. why don’t you save up $100 a month for things that are important to you?
Aj Castelletto 11
bro if hes paying for **** hes a ******* idiot. run girl.
bigdikbubls 5
I know right! $100/month is a crazy amount too. He probably needs professional help
tounces7 28
Hell not even real ****, cartoon ****.
Toll@CS 0
Maybe date someone at the same intelligence level as you. just saying hes got a ****** up addiction. RUN!
RichardPencil 32
He does have a point: His investment in Hentai will last a long time, while the expenses of vacations, concerts and marriage can only be enjoyed for a short while, then they are gone.
sickerthanyou 13
$100 a month isn’t nothing compare to marriage, vacations, etc.
tounces7 28
You can certainly afford to go to concerts for that amount. And Marriage doesn't actually cost hardly anything....it's the wedding that costs money, which is frankly optional.
jmilam90 9
Anyone that actually pays for **** in an idiot... especially paying for cartoon ****. Get you a better man.
marktime100 4
Adult male who watches japanimation? Not marriage material! Move on.
Tristan Nichols 8
Glad he isn’t simping and buys what he wants