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Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML
Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
Today, I tried to impress my boss with my knowledge of a subject and ended up sounding like a complete idiot. FML
Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML
Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
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Top comments
Kat_MS 0
Aww...I feel the same with males quite often. But it takes time. Hey, who knows, maybe one day you'll find a woman who appreciates a man who knows his Transformers history ;)
UnleashedKilla1 4
Don't worry OP, no one knows anything about women, and how they work. Including us with girlfriends.
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Comments (68)
BethanyHills 10
I think that's a win OP. Go talk to women about transformers.
wellnowwhat 6
And whose fault is that? Hahaha But seriously, i'll get better. I promise, most girls and women out there (those worth your time, at least) are pretty congenial. Stick to relatively mild compliments at first, i.e. "You have beautiful eyes/ You look lovely tonight!" (so as not to appear creepy), and if she seems receptive, let her guide the conversation. A little awkward is alright, it can be very endearing :) Happy flirting! Also, you might think about shelving the movies for awhile...
ShadowSneaker360 16
And that's a bad thing why? Transformers is awesome!
mcomedyman94 15
Everyone knows more about everything than talking to women.
robvandamn_fml 11
You and I both, buddy.
dagazar 12
You could know nothin about transformers and that would still be true
thes7274473 19
Same here about the Star Wars EU
kbsimmer 14
I wonder why....
GAeroNKissR 26
The right one will appreciate that - I
sboghani 9
I know more about the history of Comics I feel u bro