AwesomePGnarles
United States
Lonesome
Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Big_gulps_huh
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Shy guy
Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
Anonymous
Dunning-Kruger effect
Today, I tried to impress my boss with my knowledge of a subject and ended up sounding like a complete idiot. FML
Coquette
United States
Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML
Takegami
Norge, United States
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
DBZ
United States
Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
Anonymous
Round Lake, United States
Joker brain
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
Nadaz
Charlotte, United States
What's worse?
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Top comments
Kat_MS 0
Aww...I feel the same with males quite often. But it takes time. Hey, who knows, maybe one day you'll find a woman who appreciates a man who knows his Transformers history ;)
UnleashedKilla1 4
Don't worry OP, no one knows anything about women, and how they work. Including us with girlfriends.
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Comments (68)
AnarchySocialism 0
eh. you are typical american scum.
waywick 0
no problem - take all your transformers knowledge and build yourself a she-bot...just don't talk to her when you're done!
Sniper3000 0
same for me but pokemon not transformers
TinyVixen 0
yeah... well u could find a woman with limited Transformers knowledge
KJLD5 0
I like how no one presses th fyl button cause it's at 7777 :P
kaprookie 3
I reckon thats probably one of the reasons you don't know about talking to women.
lovecraft93 0
My boyfriend is a transformers fanatic. Dating back to the G1 Transformers to now. I also, am a Transformers fanatic, and was before I even met him. We also both love Starsky and Hutch (not the film) it brought us together. :) Don't be hard on yourself, just be who you are. :)
agressivedildo 11
Don't worry, you'll find someone to be the Elita-1 to your Optimus Prime (or the Megatron, whatever floats your slash/non slash boat) :)
music87 14
You win on so many levels. Best ringtone ever.
SummerFever 8
I'm a girl and I ******* love Transformers.