Anonymous
United States
Lonely
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
liynda
Canada
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
Brendon
Spooky season ain't over
Today, I came home and heard the shower running. Assuming my roommate was in there, I yelled, “Don’t use up all the hot water!” Then my roommate walked in with groceries. I froze. The shower stopped. The bathroom was empty. Now I have to move out or start charging rent to a ghost. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
lonesome
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
wtfisgoingon
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Fire_Crotch
Canada
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
youlovewaffles
Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML
Jdogg
Home alone
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
HomeAlone
United States
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
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LawSixx 11
What a way to waste water as well.
kareltje 17
WTF? Don't be so selfish! Think about the environment, dude! ;) I'll get me coat...
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aceofspace320 5
Ok I agree it does seem to be an awful waste of water, but I know what it feels like to be alone so I know it drives u to do stupid things. U get selfish because when u feel like no one gives a damn about u, u just have to do it urself! Look fr a roommate dude
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey WTF man! Five minutes of water from the shower is enough water to last a small drought stricken village in Africa for a month!!! Why did you steal water from them! Stealing from black people is wrong!
McDonaldsworker 4
Uhh opps, I mean stealing from any person is wrong not just black people, is there any way I can edit my comment?!?
kei1108 13
Instead of Wasting water, and money, get a roomate!!
grands138 4
Maybe spend less time on FML and more time trying to meet new people? PS - Whiners are wieners.
Akharr01 5
Looks like your " room mate" ran your Water bill up!!
maphineRAWRS 10
Meanwhile paying for another persons shower, further implementing the illusion of not being alone, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
HogwartsDropout7 0
Now you can pay a water bill that is the cost of two people.
Pelreskovich 11
Yay more money on the water bill because you leave it running instead of getting ready after that shower to go find someone at the clubs or something..
Lexi9312 5
Seriously? Just get a puppy you'll be fine. But leaving the shower running won't make you feel any better. Especially when your water bill comes. But good luck(:
Smashley91 2
awww :'(