Anonymous
United States
Lonely
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
liynda
Canada
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
Brendon
Spooky season ain't over
Today, I came home and heard the shower running. Assuming my roommate was in there, I yelled, “Don’t use up all the hot water!” Then my roommate walked in with groceries. I froze. The shower stopped. The bathroom was empty. Now I have to move out or start charging rent to a ghost. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
lonesome
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
wtfisgoingon
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Fire_Crotch
Canada
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
youlovewaffles
Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML
Jdogg
Home alone
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
HomeAlone
United States
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
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LawSixx 11
What a way to waste water as well.
kareltje 17
WTF? Don't be so selfish! Think about the environment, dude! ;) I'll get me coat...
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Comments (152)
GoW_Chick 15
Buy a cat, they are all the rage with lonely people, they always listen, and never talk back. :)
ChaosAngel17 14
And in a year OP could have an anniversary!
grands138 4
That's because if cats could talk back, you probably wouldn't want to hear what they had to say. I'm sure it would involve many expletives and some sort of plan to take over the world.
dayzz1 10
Try a dating website :)
gr8koolkat 6
I'm sorry #20 but in your picture it kinda looks like your pissing :/
Beeitch_ 1
Ouch. How old are you?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I'm going to take a wild guess and say... Old enough to be living alone.
McDonaldsworker 4
O hey #51! Your so smart & quick that your as sharp as a bowling ball, roflol
screamo_neve 12
84- no. Just, no.
ColdplaySucks 18
You're*
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Maybe you should get a stuffed animal toy to keep you company.
Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Lol ohh god, i just read 22's about me 'i love white women' hahaa.
ladyLALAA 29
You prompted me to read it, lol!
GoW_Chick 15
Well since everyone else is doing it, oh no, the peer pressure, MUST NOT LOOK Damn I looked.
ladyLALAA 29
It's contagious!
Zaros_fml 24
Misread that as "stuffed anal toy"...
bizarre_ftw 22
Or a cat, that's always a classic
bizarre_ftw 22
Either or really, stuffed animal toy, stuffed anal toy, a cat.... they'll all make you feel better, just in different ways ;)
Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Youu wasted water bc your a loner? Way to go...forever alone !
BumbleBug 0
I dont know what's worse, living alone or being able to waste water so easily. It's pretty obvious half the world struggles for water. Your carelessness is probably the reason why your alone.
SmallBean 12
37, I don't know what gypsy country you're from, but here in the U.S.A. we are taught at an early age not to waste water. It's not necessarily about "shipping water to Africa or something", but more about how we are privileged enough to have such easy access to clean running water and how we shouldn't take that for granted.
SmallBean 12
I agree that if we have water we should use water, but the op isn't even using the water...she's just letting the shower run and go to waste when no one is in there.
BumbleBug 0
I'm guessing I'll have to put this is in a more simpler term. I'm basically saying that you should be great-full for what you have. Being alone seems to be a bigger deal than one of the main factors of survival? I don't know what goes through your head
BumbleBug 0
Freedom of speech. "Just don't whine about people wasting water". I'm sorry but it's my opinion, your choice.
Glockinator 2
SMH. That's just a gateway lie. Next thing you know you'll be ordering pizza for yourself and when they arrive to deliver it you'll yell out "pizza is here" just so they don't think you're alone.
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
Use the water to fill a dummie, put it on the couch and turn the TV on. Then you can be less wasteful and still not be lonely.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Awe :( I know that feeling. Hope you find someone!
u_mad_bro_fml 13
Good luck with your next water bill! (FOREVER ALONE...)