katydid91
Busted
Today, I realized that because of COVID-19, I can no longer cough to cover my farts at work. FML
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Today, I realized that because of COVID-19, I can no longer cough to cover my farts at work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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bloopaloop 27
No, you have to fart to cover your cough!
RichardPencil 32
Luckily, everyone else has lost their sense of smell, so you're ok.
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BB_Skylar 22
that's when you just mute the mic for a second haha
bloopaloop 27
No, you have to fart to cover your cough!
RichardPencil 32
Luckily, everyone else has lost their sense of smell, so you're ok.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Apply for an emotional support dog, then blame your farts on him.
tounces7 28
At least social distancing should keep them out of the direct blast range and possibly lessen the chances of smelling it.
ViviMage 40
Time to work from home!
samomaha 17
Dude! You gotta leave the room when you fart!!! Like, go to the breakroom and cropdust a table full of people enjoying their lunch!!
katydid91 31
OP here! I work in the healthcare field and am back at work. We have a no more than 3 coughing spells per hour rule in place, so a gassy day for me is a dangerous day.