Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my older sister forced me to tell my nephews, 8 and 6, that Santa Claus does not exist, because she was recently fired from her job and is too much of a coward to tell them she will no longer give them any Christmas gifts for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
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midget_chinese 0
NEVER dispute santa's reality at a kid's camp!
EMR_fml 0
Santa's not real?!?!?! *Sniffles*
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onexgun 0
hahaha! I might not think this was so funny if i didn't hate kids so props to you xD
HunterAlpha1 8
better now than when they're ten: "really, dear, the divorce ISN'T your fault, you are in NO WAY responsible for all this. oh and by the way santa isn't real, even though i've been telling you he is your entire life. and again, the divorce is NOT your fault." parents should NEVER lie to their kids. there is always a way to tell someone the truth with as little damage to their feelings as possible. having your feelings hurt is part of life, but you should always be able to rely on your parents to tell you the truth.
Mjwnenrjs 17
so you did it handily eh? glad it wasn't useless
honeybunches88 5
Santa does exist :)
MissKelly8D 0
SANTAS NOT REAL?!?!?!
sketcher56 3
I'm 9
iMuffinTop 0
I see that your very good with kids.
iLagg 0
It's better to know now, than to never know at all, right? It's sad to see 13-14yr olds still believing in Santa. -___-'
KathAdrian 0
You should be glad then.
dollface19 0
The idea of santa is genius. When your kid's being bad, I'm sure "santa doesn't come to bad kids" works way better than "stop that"
Chocolate_Chunk 2
diddn't they invent god for that?