Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML
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Evildude 0
.....So if someone talks to you...........the first thing you think is "he is going to attack me" YDI
paperfox_fml 0
Was he hammering on the window with his fist and bellowing at you all scary-like? I'm guessing not. YDI.
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Comments (91)
xxPrettyJane 0
#5, you're asking if the OP's 6? the way you write makes it look like you just learned to type words. it was self defense, if a random dude is knocking at your car window, it's better to be safe than sorry
raged_fml 0
Knocking on window =/= getting attacked. FAIL
dreamofme 0
Lol. That's what you get for being awesome at life.
lolol182 4
5 has the worst grammar i have ever seen.
catatonicsleep 17
Was your Mum buying a lot of beer or is customer service different there? When my Mum buys beer she carries it herself... I hate when people knock on windows but I wouldn't swear at them, if you'd sat quietly they probably would have explained to you, you probably wouldn't have had to even open the window if they spoke loud enough.
hustler123 0
#39 i give a **** y???
hustler123 0
haha ok then Rawrasaur...wow!
wbrycem 0
#13 - stfu. OP - you're an idiot. Don't freak out - not everyone is a knife-wielding psycho, and you'll be a lot better off realizing that. Especially when your mom just went into a liquor store, and a guy with a liquor store uniform on is holding a case or two of beer is knocking on your window. Good god people like you annoy me. Calm the **** down why don't you.
jessxoxo28 5
lol!!! wow, thats embarrassing!!!
ekoorb97 0
well at least you werent doing anything inappropriate when he surprised you