Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML
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Evildude 0
.....So if someone talks to you...........the first thing you think is "he is going to attack me" YDI
paperfox_fml 0
Was he hammering on the window with his fist and bellowing at you all scary-like? I'm guessing not. YDI.
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Comments (91)
24788 7
lol, NEVER yell at the guy bringing the beer.
dolce079 0
this is great. I can imagine: "Today, my mum explained to a complete stranger that I had a mental disability, to excuse me from my irrational behavior."
graintrain 0
was he in a store uniform?
I2OI3 0
So if you were to get attacked you'd think the best response is to start cursing them out?? Wrong!
LoserLife2398 0
hahaha i would of done the same thing but i wouldn't of cursed. #47: what you said was rude. just because someone went to buy beer doesnt make them a hick! what high society do you live in if you think it is wrong to drink with dinner? maybe they were having a party? you dont know the whole story so stop being a dumb ass and leaving rude comments.
rinnychan 2
Commenters: Are you serious? If someone knocked on my window and told me to open the door, there is no WAY I'd do it. How many situations are there for that to happen without bad consequences? You guys are idiots.
lilcuti3pi389 0
wow, are you special? im sure he was wearing something to signify his employment at the store.. but ok. lol you're a deedeedeeee haha
mariam_fml 0
so you think he's going to attack you and you start cursing him out? yes, piss off the big scary attacker XD.
RedStook 0
Things like this will continue when you quit taking your medication.
paks7 0
62-im pretty sure the point that everyone is trying to make is that it wasn't necessary to just start screaming...sure if someone came up to my door i probably wouldn't open it either but i sure as hell wouldn't start cursing them out for no reason...