Today, I finished and turned in the last of the 17 major projects for the company I work for. As I was walking out of my boss's office, I heard her ask her assistant, "She finished everything we didn't want to do, can we fire her now?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
Today, I finished my last day of job training. At the beginning, the boss had told us to ask as many questions as possible. I was fired because I asked too many questions. FML
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, after spending months building my boss 3 websites and finishing them, I was fired via a short email, saying she didn't need my help anymore. I only worked for her for 3 months, so basically I stopped being useful when I finished her websites. FML
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Top comments
JocelynKaulitz 28
ouch. you should take those projects back or ruin them now.
dudeitsdanny 10
Take the projects, and screw over your boss =) **** with them =D Or, you know, start looking for loopholes and a new job =P
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Comments (74)
NYBellz 0
unemployment relaxing on vacation while law suit is pending sounds nice. your boss is a witch anyway ... take this time to blog all about the company so no one would want to take ur position :)
ELTri 0
Wow That really Sucks! They will rot in HELL!!!
gagaman_fml 0
Get rid of the projects and say "now you have a legit reason to fire me"!
yankeefan912431 0
i moderated this
vettle 6
well it depends. were you hired just to to that work?
Enemy88 0
Technically under most employment laws a company can fire an employee for no reason what so ever--that does suck though.
kefka02 2
You deserve a better job
heheme 0
Ouch That just sucks x.x
hockey668717 0
u shud probably quit
inpuredeceit 14
On an entirely random note... I never got fired. Still work here!