Today, I finished and turned in the last of the 17 major projects for the company I work for. As I was walking out of my boss's office, I heard her ask her assistant, "She finished everything we didn't want to do, can we fire her now?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
Today, I finished my last day of job training. At the beginning, the boss had told us to ask as many questions as possible. I was fired because I asked too many questions. FML
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, after spending months building my boss 3 websites and finishing them, I was fired via a short email, saying she didn't need my help anymore. I only worked for her for 3 months, so basically I stopped being useful when I finished her websites. FML
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Top comments
JocelynKaulitz 28
ouch. you should take those projects back or ruin them now.
dudeitsdanny 10
Take the projects, and screw over your boss =) **** with them =D Or, you know, start looking for loopholes and a new job =P
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Comments (74)
HCOstyles 0
u should walk in tomorrow and be like u **** I quit
khaya 9
Maybe, you should be nicer. Most people like that lol. FYL
who_rollerpig 4
When she fires you, destroy the projects!
Spectr_fml 2
Yes, thanks to our soulless "employment at will" policy, they can do whatever the he'll they want.
SmelloJello 9
Ooh that sucks butt.
OCDC 9
Easy solution: move to Russia. In Soviet Russia, you fire your boss.
January8 5
beautiful lol!
maddiewoah 15
I'd walk right back in there, pick up the project, destroy that shit right in front of her face, and then tell her, "By the way, I quit. Saves you from having to fire me." Stand up for yourself, OP! >(
GeneralMotors 23
you can't be sure she was talking about you.
varkey 7
well, you can probably sue for wrongful termination if you can prove that she said it
k9obsessed 5
I know this is a bit off to the side of the topic, but WHY IN HELL would your boss have to ask her ASSISTANT for permission to fire you?