Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, my phone chose not to deliver a message to my girlfriend. This isn't the first time either; It has a habit of failing to deliver or receive messages to/from her, making it look like I'm ignoring her by not responding. It only does this with her, none of my other contacts. My phone may be trying to sabotage my relationship. FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
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Top comments
FriskyTaco 0
You sent 40 txts? You're probably really annoying, I wouldn't reply either!
beren456 1
what if they're just not around? or can't get to the phone?
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Comments (118)
ashattack23 1
Ahahaha
makayla_roxx 2
well maybe their all in a meeting talking about yurr annoyingness and can't text back
diabian 9
Excuse me for saying this... but you gonna be one cute babe when you grow up abit older :) just for the sake of your natural beauty, don't ruin your hair by damaging it with dyes! And don't over plug your eye brows if you ever decide to do that. good luck n have a nice day:)
MrGold 0
Wow! slow down there stranger danger! Pedo bear alert!
SirEBC 7
27, I am casting the spell of moderation upon you.
nerdytacos 3
haha yea
madseewhy 3
you look hot
perdix 31
So, how is everyone in FML-land doing today? Here, we had thunderstorms last night, but the weather this morning is beautiful. Did you read that FML about the anniversary? That's a good one.
Snafuusmc 12
yea I live in Texas and saw it
MrGold 0
I saw whatever you saw.
perdix 31
So, how are things in Texas? I used to live there, but I left recently.
Haha_oh_wait 4
Fairly good. It's just now starting to warm up.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Haha Perdix, way to be another person to ignore OP. I love it. By the way, the weather here is pretty shitty as well.
perdix 31
Thanks for picking up the humor. I don't normally engage in inane chitchat. I forgot all about the OP, but I have this sudden craving for McDonald's, even though it's my least favorite fast food joint.
diabian 9
Well... you are British... that explains alot!
riceicle1 6
Fu Douche Bag !!
riceicle1 6
And your a Douche bag
diabian 9
sorry i don't speak British or whatever douche bag is!
FNFPhilly 0
Dear 16 please explain the point of your comment if it was a comeback it sucked because in case you forgot WE SPEAK AMERICAN WHICH ORIGINATED IN BRITAIN so yea either way you fail
diabian 9
idiot... its called English not American!! and i was just being sarcastic!
Miss_Jazzalyn 4
A lot of my friends don't reply when I text them. Doesn't bother me. Sometimes they don't need to. If I really need to contact them, I do it another way.
sarabraun8 7
someone needs to get out more!
MajorLeeScrewed 0
yeah i agree, maybe you're just a ******* loser.
mandel2000 0
hahahaha
MrGold 0
Haha good one. Sounds like my usual Saturday night. That bastard can get really annoying sometimes.
lamAzn 0
40 people? that's kinda not possible unless they hate the guts out of you. time for new friends OP.
Capt_Oblivious 10
Your 'friends' would gladly respond and be more attentive to you, you just have to pay them better.