Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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ChampionKO 6
One hell of a smart old man.
ckoal 3
Nice... For him
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Comments (91)
sig4life 18
Clever old man. The things you can get away with...... Makes you day dream
onorexveritas 24
won't do that again
Alicestraza 33
I like how OP got sexually harassed and everyone is congratulating the old man and wishing they were older so they too could sexually harass women –_–
CheeseHater 23
I think most of these people feel sorry for her. But what can we do? Not much, so we might as well have fun.
spottyblanket 8
@#59 Yeah let's hope that, otherwise assume everyone on here is kind of twisted. This has happened to me before, with an old man creeping his hand up my thigh. The only difference is that I elbowed him in the ribs. Pretty damn hard. He muttered sorry and moved to another seat.
charvisioku 22
Creepy old bastard.
pedinhuh 23
I cant wait until I get old, so I can troll people and get away with!
Al3xv3l92 24
It was a setup he knew all along that there was gonna be a bump
Jacksparrow72 21
At least you have great boobs.
icepick23 12
Smart guy
sarahadlina 14
Ewwwwwww!!