Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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ChampionKO 6
One hell of a smart old man.
ckoal 3
Nice... For him
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Comments (91)
NotGabe 28
At least he didn't die.
linnie_wesker 20
I was thinking the same thing! I thought it was going to end with her realizing he was dead or something..
noaz46 1
Props to the old man, and some people smile when they sleep lol
MyS3lf 24
Yeah, there's an older man that I work with who keeps asking me to go fishing. I have a feeling I don't really want to see his fishing pole....
Helped 35
This is why I don't like old people.
bgdkmcgee 10
Gotta give this a shot!
Pussycat86 18
Hahahhahahahaha funny old man! I like him
MDTeddy 13
Aww I'm srry Op, but hey, I think this implies that you are pretty even though that is a weird situation to be in.
Thatmascot 7
You should have let your hand "slip" down to crotch level. See how he likes it! Oh wait...
kanedude 4
I was half expecting him to die or something
RKD 23
What a boob!