Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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ChampionKO 6
One hell of a smart old man.
ckoal 3
Nice... For him
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Comments (91)
SomeRandomGuy15 18
He was just smiling because he felt 2 soft pillows to rest his head on!
aly88snts06 4
You deserve it for not moving him.
simplysarcastics 26
Awkward.... But this old man was creeping on you big time lol.
ViviMage 40
Shove him to the floor! The perv!
iEmma 7
Boys will be boys
mattlw 25
Thats the spirit.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Now I can't get that song out of my head.
daytoday21 10
You have *got* to be kidding me- you're actually going to use that justify molestation?
sammyjo06 14
Oh, lighten up lol. It was hardly molestation. She could've pushed him off her shoulder in the first place if she didn't want him there. He may have genuinely been asleep initially, too, but the jolt of the bus woke him up and he grinned as he realized what had happened. And still, if she wanted him off, she could've politely woken him up or shoved him away at any point in time. It's an insult to people who have actually been molested to use that word in regards to this situation.
Cintia07 7
Take it as a compliment, your probably have nice boobies. & fellas, this is not the new "pick up line" lol
Ayanpatel95 7
Depends on wht u dreaming haha
AdoptedSoul 6
I hope you learned your lesson, don't let stranger sleep on you, your only welcoming problems.
NeinKittenz 20
He was happy you gave him a softer pillow, you sick pervs, what did you think he was happy about?! Why does nobody trust old mean near their breastesus?!
jessherself13 21
Sneaky old man. That's why I don't let strangers get close to me. FYL OP, some old men can be rather creepy.