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Learning curve

By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

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Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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By doomeddaddy - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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ktiskool 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 19:27

Make them clean it up and see how much longer it lasts

lexos 16

Sunday 7 June 2015 19:26

Does his tactic actually work?

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shotgun_girl 17

Sunday 8 November 2015 16:24

That is NOT potty training. Did it go in the potty? Noooooo. Hence it is NOT potty training. It's an excuse for your husband to pee everywhere. -_-

saricaste 21

Monday 12 November 2018 12:26

Let your husband clean it up.

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