Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
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ktiskool 18
Make them clean it up and see how much longer it lasts
lexos 16
Does his tactic actually work?
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Sportey 9
I remember moderating this
Tashido 12
I had a 3 year old who refused to be potty trained. after so long you get desperate. hey, at least you don't have to change diapers anymore.
subzero22 8
They sell things that you put in the toilet so your son can use for target practice for a reason lol
bluecameron 6
Thats how i was potty trained
AkaPanda 12
Haha now he needs to teach him how not to make a mess. You do know life isn't meant to be easy right and that this is ammo for later a story to tell his future wife/husband.
mads_nicole 19
As someone who daily babysits a 3 year old-newly potty trained boy, I fully understand this fml.
SouthMedic 11
Sounds like you married a Bro
samlovesham1234 9
No, more like a man-child.
thebrainiac 9
Why the **** aren't you making him clean it up?
samlovesham1234 9
Sounds like you got two boys instead of one.
soldiat_fml 17
This is funny because on Misha Collins' twitter, he just posted about how guys need something to aim at in urinals. Apparently insect pictures are popular because guys like to pee on bugs. And, apparently, everywhere but the toilet.