Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, my teeth feel dirty. Just go brush them, right? Actually, I just did. Thoroughly and meticulously, for several minutes, until both my arm and my gums hurt. Yep, still feel dirty. FML
Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I brushed my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue, I went too far, which made me throw up. I was 20 minutes late for work. Good start. FML
Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
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MasterTron 24
Easy breezy cover teeth
Spencyy 18
Are your teeth now well defined?
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Comments (42)
Eliiara 11
I was expecting something like having a kid that wouldn't stop screaming all night. Either way, brushing your teeth with mascara sounds really unpleasant. Hopefully you get rest!
trucker2 33
Hillbilly teeth lol wanna borrow my white out.
SilentSin 23
Bet that tasted like shit
ke17189 21
Are they more full now?
Drnavid 13
I blame the mascara. She's been pretty well rested the whole day. She should have spoken up.
Johnsmers 8
That's swag as ****.
ohSNAPyall 27
You can't make that up!
IWishIWasObama 12
oh, the thought of that on my teeth makes me cringe
gqlmno 23
8 hours is a cake walk I work 12 hours a day 7 days a week with on average of 4 hours of sleep a night nd only have had 4 days off in the past 3 nd a half months nd I don't do nything stupid like that
xellias 9
Seems off - it's smaller and you have to unscrew it from the container-as opposed to just grabbing a brush from the jar/holder. Also that's not a long day at all. Smells suspect.