Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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BooGhosted 0
Keep at it and you'll never regret it again. At least in a few weeks anyway.
snakerake 10
why would you need to shower after doing nothing
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Comments (109)
Namenlos_fml 20
Deciding to work out, then actually trying it, is good. Don't listen to the YDI's. It's not as easy to work yourself out of a rut as you think. Take it slow, and make sure you progress. Get a workout buddy if you can. You'll be running the 5k soon enough.
rj33445 4
Ur job is just beginnin
BighornB 0
Cut down on the doughnuts fatty
Yodaevil 4
Just cause she's worn out after warm ups doesn't mean shes a fat slob... Come over girl, I'll whip you in shape!
xavierpineda2 4
******* pussy!!!!
penguinazul 13
I'm fat and I can go longer than this; my problem is over-doing it as well though. I can't seem to feel like I accomplished anything unless I feel like I'm about to pass out. How do you work out efficiently and actually feel like you've done something?
ElyshaPaige 0
at least you are trying. start out slow, like doing abs, and curls or some kind of arm exercise and also throwing up is good, passing out from working out is good, it means you are working hard.
Mach10 0
You might want to get that checked out... You shouldn't ever be fainting or weak after only a few minutes of moderate exercise... Unless you are morbidly obese, of course... If thats the case, then good on you for starting! Try to start off a little more slowly--you'll do yourself harm if you try to leap in head first. Patience is key.
FollowMe 2
Wow good for you that your exercising. Keep at it and persevere. You'll do great, and that's normal don't worry, just back away from smoke and all that bad stuff, and good nutrition is a big boost when getting healthy. Takes a lifestyle change but you'll love your life later on. Good Luck! =D
Cbartram3 0
Keep it up. Next time you might get that last roll in and fall out of the bed then its all smooth sailing from there.