Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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BooGhosted 0
Keep at it and you'll never regret it again. At least in a few weeks anyway.
snakerake 10
why would you need to shower after doing nothing
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Comments (109)
katty18724 25
I'm the same way... 20 years old and I can only jog for about 5 minutes haha
star97 14
Round is a shape.
the_rad_brad47 18
YDI for doing nothing physical your whole life
rubberduck_of_doom 31
That's your own damn fault. Sry but if you let it get to this point then it's nobody elses fault but your own! (Except if you have any medical issues, but since you didn't mention any I just assume that you don't.)
peterblack67 9
You're either morbidly obese or you need to see a Dr. That just doesn't sound right.
JIMMY2CHAINZ_84 2
consistency is key. do what you can. eventually you will realize you can do more
Wadlaen 24
Well, you've tried it, but it seems like it's not for you.
MistressAfrodite 5
it’ll get better.