Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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BooGhosted 0
Keep at it and you'll never regret it again. At least in a few weeks anyway.
snakerake 10
why would you need to shower after doing nothing
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Comments (109)
AB_aller23 0
well if you can't stand in the shower, what ever you do DO NOT bend over!
falconfetus8 0
The warmups are thee worst part D:
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iMonkey 0
OP, I would say you deserved it, but if that's the reaction you have to five minutes of working out then something is clearly not right and I will have to go with "that sucks." UNLESS you, as a beginner, were trying to do P90X or Insanity, in which case you might be in the running for a Darwin award.
aragmir 13
Dont worry! You're just a fat kid!
JoshCianek 0
Its called lyposuction bro!
lifesabch 0
how fat are you?
Enemyrecon21 0
Must have been doing the Insanity workout
vhcp 0
moral of the story: from next time take shower b4 you warm-up :)
mbracing3 0
can u say wake up call