sealy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kiss from a rose
Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crier
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Ugh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Jamaica 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
toomuchlove
United States 🌶️ Spicy
It's all too much
Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
laury
Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming!
Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML
Kev
Ireland
Breaking
Today, I was giving a presentation when my voice cracked like a teenage boy going through puberty. The audience giggled every time it happened. FML
screamer
Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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xFalzz 0
Oh yeah, yeah, yeaaaa- ARF ARF ARF ARF *begins to clap hands violently*
BelleElle_fml 5
Did anyone else reinact this in their heads?
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Comments (116)
roboter 0
poor thong
sweetheartslim 0
I just sound like a walrus.as in cu-cu-ca-choo
SleepOnStones 5
Maybe you should stop sounding so retarded, then.
me215555 0
nice!
twinkle_nipso_O 0
At least he makes you come, quit yo' bitchin'!
Risenfromash 0
LOL that's pretty damn awkward. Bite your tongue next time?
Opalsky 4
And he knows how a seal barking sounds???
PurpleKicks 22
hahahaha my old house mate used to bang a woman who made the same sounds, I called her seal girl!
deltoramastr 12
You must be related to my ex she sounded the same
poopernoodle 5
The seal goes ow ow ow