sealy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kiss from a rose
Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
crier
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Ugh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Jamaica 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
toomuchlove
United States 🌶️ Spicy
It's all too much
Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
laury
Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming!
Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML
Kev
Ireland
Breaking
Today, I was giving a presentation when my voice cracked like a teenage boy going through puberty. The audience giggled every time it happened. FML
screamer
Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Top comments
xFalzz 0
Oh yeah, yeah, yeaaaa- ARF ARF ARF ARF *begins to clap hands violently*
BelleElle_fml 5
Did anyone else reinact this in their heads?
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Comments (116)
ijrnelson 0
that's hot.
konpaito 5
my bf said the exact same thing to me. people! we don't go arf arf! in fact I say it's the guys fault.-.
EagleSun 0
How can that be the guys fault? lol... we'll try not to please you so much that you forget what you're saying
TheNewGuy03 29
at least you didn't do it on porpoise. |the kid|
WillKill4Beer 0
You definitely need a pillow over your face then!
Nadinek98 0
I can just see how turned on ur boyfriend would be ... Ooooh Ohhh Yaa Yaaaaa OH SHIT, ARF ARF ARF
RedPillSucks 33
Meh. Could have been worse. Your boyfriend could have been so turned on that he bought you a seal costume for the next time y'all have sex.
teeaitch 2
That's OK as long as you're banging a walrus.
WiFi_ght_Club 0
Does it happen every time he scratches behind your flippers?
DeDe88_fml 0
Lmfao
persimmon 0
hahaha a seal barking and clapping for fish. what a turn on!