Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
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Comments (130)
rachie434 8
Tell him no
Morgiepoooh9822 17
What kind of project requires sleepovers?.. Oh wait. That kinda project.
LissaMccracken 23
Then you need to inform him you aren't together anymore. I seriously hope you didn't accept that.
cwl727 33
So basically you don't trust him. He at least told you she was staying over. Besides her staying over does not mean he is going to cheat on you.
Chaosshadowzero 15
Well we all know where THAT is going...feel sorry for you!
TheAspieDork 27
Probably not gonna be much sleeping going on, per se...
KrazyKatz333 15
If it's truly a matter of convince why is it a problem. If you don't trust her insist they sleep in separate rooms. If you don't trust him why are you dating him?
Gubbon 17
Yes...?
Rake 18
I understand you two got some trust issues.. male and female can be friends and sleep in the same household without having an affair behind your back..
Never Let Go 18
Ex*