Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML
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Today, I bought a $100 Victoria's Secret gift card for an ex who I still have a thing for, only to find out she started dating someone else a week ago. I just realized I bought lingerie for her to wear for someone else. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
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metallica_wins 20
The only thing you can do is tell her it makes her look fat.
Rkikkas9713 25
Tell her how well you looked in it, too. That'll creep her out really well!
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Comments (52)
NodakN8V 25
You can paint an out house any color you want but the truth is...it's still a public toilet. They're ex's for a reason.
TrickyDill 5
Tell her, so did my side chick at the time I bought it.
TheLadyOpal 30
Not that this would make the situation remotely better in any way, but what I got from this is that OP's ex left him for another woman, and then passed on the lingerie to her as a gift. Either way, OP, best to just let it go and appreciate that now there's room for someone better in your life.
Brandi_Faith 34
Your situation isn't impossible but it's highly more likely that the scenario is: Op's ex left him for another guy, the other guy likes how op's ex looks in the lingerie op bought her (which she kept and now wore for her new boyfriend). Sounds like she's a horrible person op. Not only did she leave you for some other guy, but she doesn't feel bad about it, and wants to rub it in your face and get a reaction from you. I'm sure it hurt but you are sooo much better without her. You don't want that kind of horrible person in your life.
christopherwilli 14
She sounds like a bitch to me
lvg_fml 10
Respond "I guess I just have great taste in lingerie because my girlfriend loves what I got her".
sylvienoir 18
You must have done something to really piss her off.
LycanGod 27
why are you even still in contact with your ex for? move on already!
lenehey 7
Comments like your ex made are only intended to hurt you. It makes the person making comment much more ugly then it does you. Stay strong, and tell your ex, even if only in your mind, hat she's an ugly person, no matter how good she looks in the lengerie.
Sandman2015 12
Why are you staying in communication with someone that petty?
FalloutScrolls 25
Now is as good a time as any to cut all ties from that savage tramp.