Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML
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Today, I bought a $100 Victoria's Secret gift card for an ex who I still have a thing for, only to find out she started dating someone else a week ago. I just realized I bought lingerie for her to wear for someone else. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
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Top comments
metallica_wins 20
The only thing you can do is tell her it makes her look fat.
Rkikkas9713 25
Tell her how well you looked in it, too. That'll creep her out really well!
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Comments (52)
earlytermination 34
I wish my ex would cheat on your ex and they both **** off and die. I mean, Oops it's not about me. Sorry, OP--people are heartless.
anonymously001 2
op you should just **** that girl ^^ she's gotta be hotter than your ex. lmao
LittleRed79 39
Date, #27. I believe the word you were looking for there was date.
rainbowsRlove 15
just like her, that lingerie has been used...forget about her and let the immature girl go
Dexter83_fml 17
She's just trying to upset you OP reply with not bad for 2nd hand stuff hey ?
slackerjoe 22
my favorite comment about this issue 2nd hand stuff for a 2nd class hoe.
SK8WITME 19
if I was you I'd tell her that the lingerie I bought for my new girl looks much better than that I guess
warped_executive 16
Tell her how you got it from good will or something. Some girls hate that!
oreoeater 21
Here's what ya do... Find out her boyfriends name Get a bikini and take out the stitches Replace the stitches with water soluble string Place in package with her boyfriends name and place it in front of her house Wait for them to go to the beach and enjoy
soldier084 11
thats way too much effort for an ex
bapbap_fml 15
Sounds like way too much work. And the new guy will probably enjoy seeing her clothes fall off so I don't see how that's revenge.
oreoeater 21
#35 if it were just that than yes but adding insult to injury like that is just spiteful and deserves a little extra effort #40 two words my friend, social media
fashionbug9880 22
I'm pretty sure I've seen bikinis that are made to dissolve (as a prank), but I'm not sure why someone would want to spend money on an ex.
tiger820 20
why even talk to her to allow her to tell you this? they are ex's for a reason!
kbecks87 16
Just because things don't work out romantically doesn't mean you can't stay friends. OPs ex doesn't seem mature enough for that right now, but in general it's possible.
GingerFace09 13
At least you have good taste.
stumpyj 10
She obviously has no regard for your feelings. You should tell her you bought it used on Ebay.
earlytermination 34
Or some girl left it in his car
soldier084 11
ask her if he likes how your dick taste.