Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bunch of bankers
Today, I got stopped at the bank by security for carrying a weapon and threatened to call the police. I had to prove my “metal stick” was not a weapon. I'm partially paralyzed in one of my feet and have to walk with a cane. FML
Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Doormat hazard
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Public freakout
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Leg it
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Merry Xmas from the 15th Precinct!
Today, some guy tried to rob me and I accidentally made him stab himself with his own knife. Now he gets a comfy ride to hospital, while I get to sit across from this grumpy desk sergeant, waiting for a lawyer to explain that I'm actually the victim in this scenario. FML
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slyde32 12
sarahsehhati, I've had a gun pointed at my face twice, even being a cop's gun, it was scary. I'm a security guard myself, and if I treated someone like that I'd lose my security lisence, I'd want some form of apology for having a gun held at my head, too
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
Nope. They don't. The Israeli police do too. I was in 6th grade when they threw a tear gas canister into our taxi on the way to school when we stopped at the checkpoint. They laughed.
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swegmuffin 8
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SarahSehhati 40
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Oh my goodness that is horrible. I hope you get compensation for the way he treated you.
Murilirum 23
Really...? Compensation for what? Nothing took place, let it go.
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
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Let's not make everything into lawsuits and compensation. It cheapens what OP went through.
SarahSehhati 40
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He pinned him to the floor and held him at gun point! Surely they will see on the camera he tripped and give him compensation for the trouble he had to endure.
SarahSehhati 40
It does not have to be a lawsuit I did not say that. Maybe they can give him something for the trouble he went through. I don't know if any of you have been held at gun point but it is absolutely terrifying and traumatic.
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
And this is what Murica boils down to. What can I get for my trouble? #FirstWorldProblems
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
This is what Murica boils down to: what can I get for my troubles. (First world problems.)
GoodOptions 12
Here you are #2. Just like many of other people trying to get something for nothing. Go make an honest living for your money and stfu.
slyde32 12
sarahsehhati, I've had a gun pointed at my face twice, even being a cop's gun, it was scary. I'm a security guard myself, and if I treated someone like that I'd lose my security lisence, I'd want some form of apology for having a gun held at my head, too
garrett_8614 14
OP does deserve an apology for what happened to him. However I'm sure the security guard didn't know that OP just tripped, maybe he thought he was being attacked, it's hard to tell. After its all said and done though they can review the situations and see it was all a big misunderstanding and give OP something for his troubles.
Dovahkiin_1997 22
I think the thing is that he was pinned down and THEN had a gun pointed at him. Even if he had been armed or planning anything suspicious, he had been pinned down already and wouldn't have been able to do anything hence being threatened with a firearm was unnecessary
Vegetarian27 24
Ugh, Americans. It was a mistake in both sides. Compensation is neither required not even vaguely relevant. You lot are obsessed with compensation and lawsuits.
slyde32 12
if it was from behind that might be my initial assumption, but once I'd turned around and seen op try to get back up, or already on the ground, I'd think it was an innocent mistake. There is absolutely no need to pull a gun on anyone for that, I don't even have a gun when I work
kingkyled 8
I think everyone is forgetting that security at a bank is much more serious, so that even something like tripping and bumping a security guard can be accidentally seen as a threat. It sounds like the guard was just doing his job.
Patriots21 14
I completely realize that it was a mistake, after reviewing what happened, everyone in the situation will see that it was a mistake. Mistakes happen, everyday. And this was at a bank, you know, where there is a lot of money and frequent burglaries. Asking for an apology is one thing, but to demand compensation is absolutely ridiculous, especially since it sure seems that you mean fiscally, and if you don't, then it's a moot statement because what are you suggesting, they say sorry and give OP a latte and a coupon for a sandwich down the street? Demanding compensation for something that was an accident is just absurd. And is the security guard really at fault? Or is that exactly the kind of security you want watching over your money?
garrett_8614 14
Well said #60, and on top of that, no shots were fired during this "incident" and I highly doubt the security guard had intentions of shooting.
valalvax 13
Most banks don't even have security guards, it's just money and they're insured
Cryptic_Calypso 3
I'm sorry, I know you're probably serious but the way I read that in my head was so sarcastic...
_Schnitzel_ 4
What are you even talking about? You retarded or something?
kangx1 28
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Only in America. Always in America.
HowieDoIt 21
Do you really believe American police are the only ones who take things too far?
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
Nope. They don't. The Israeli police do too. I was in 6th grade when they threw a tear gas canister into our taxi on the way to school when we stopped at the checkpoint. They laughed.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
#20 Got banned, wonder why,
soulreaper12296 28
Holy crap, that's horrible. How could they not get in trouble for that?
CrAzYELF4 26
#37 Because... Here in America people think the Police are crooked and go "to far". Yet some countries cops can literally get away with anything. But here in America we try to bust the cops for any little thing and say they are horrible yet for the most part they just do their DAMN JOB! So to answer your question how can they do that? Many countries the Police are pretty much like a invading army and do what ever they please. Yet we Americans still complain and take them to court if they look at us funny.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@97, Have you been exposed to any sort of media outlet the past few days? Or months? America absolutely has the right to complain about police. Look at Darren Wilson in Ferguson. Lines up perfectly with the gun-happy man OP dealt with. We don't have it as bad as some other countries, comparatively, but law enforcement officials are not wrongly persecuted here. Wilson got off completely free for doing a lot more than looking at someone funny. Condolences, OP. That must be traumatizing. I hope the bank/officer issues an apology.
CrAzYELF4 26
#99. Of course I have, but since when should we listen to media. I don't really have a opinion on that crap because Medias story changes every 5 minutes! So we don't really know what happened and people are protesting just so they have a reason to riot!
trucker21 5
wow....that's one HELL of a day.
zinoxity 23
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that phrase supposed to be used in positive cases?
brand125 17
48 well ill correct you then... i mean, normally hell is not a pleasent, unless youre satan..
hippodankamus 22
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Police these days, eh?
igive 29
SECURITY GUARD
cherry_popper69 11
Don't **** with Paul blart
ShowMeKay 20
Hope you were able to explain the situation before being pinned down for too long? Sounds like such a drastic thing for the security guard to do, especially pulling out a gun.
ScottVining 21
Good thing you didn't get shot by him or his backup
bahamit 18
Good ol' 'murica
brand125 17
the new comment i want to ban
LiveLifeAllDay 11
Once they look at the security video you should be fine
HowieDoIt 21
At least they were over-protective instead of lazy. You can bank on that place not getting robbed anytime soon