Kill me now

bademployee - 12/08/2014 23:16 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML
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Marie54321 19

I bet you wished you had a real gun after you got caught

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CrazyLaughs4Me 17

hopefully your boss has a sense of humor when it comes to comical suicide -_-

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officiallatina 14

Hopefully He Didn't Mind As Much To Fire You...

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23lf 16

Don't do that until he/she leaves the room, you baka(idiot in Japanese)

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tournamentdecide 33

If you're going to use only one word Japanese, learn that it doesn't look cool, kisame.

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megansheeran 21

It seems that these sort of things never go unnoticed

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EvilPuggy 11

Invisible gun, hm? Is your boss Kaiba Seto?

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Swandive235 27

Plot twist... your boss agrees.

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tranced_ 45

oh it's ON!! the war is on!! better watch your back now..

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AriaRose3 11

I hope the awkward stage passes, and you still have the job(:

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SanaSazi 32

been there done that type of thing myself. sucks

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