Today, one of my best friends got over 6k followers on Instagram in less than 2 months. I've had my account almost two years and can't get over 500. I'm the one that taught her all the "cheats" to get into the algorithm. They worked for her but not for me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking about how to ask my crush out, I finally was ready to message her on Instagram, only to find out that she unfollowed me after watching my last story. FML
Today, I got scammed and lost thousands of dollars, but my best friend would rather post on Instagram than reply to my texts. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I tried to log into Instagram for the first time in 2 days. They deactivated my account for violating their guidelines. I haven't posted a picture or made a comment in months. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
your worth is NOT decided by how many likes you get on social. stop stressing it. your generation is soooo miserable worried about that dumb shit. go outside and make friends and learn a hobby. insta is stupid af. there's a whole world to see that looks a million times better when you're not looking at it through a phone screen
RichardPencil 32
So, you're a better coach than a player. Did Bill Belichik even play football?
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RichardPencil 32
So, you're a better coach than a player. Did Bill Belichik even play football?
Crowned Sataness 12
your worth is NOT decided by how many likes you get on social. stop stressing it. your generation is soooo miserable worried about that dumb shit. go outside and make friends and learn a hobby. insta is stupid af. there's a whole world to see that looks a million times better when you're not looking at it through a phone screen
melijoray 4
You really need to ask yourself why this is important.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If you think your life is f'ed because of the number of followers you have on social media, you need to reevaluate your priorities. How will you handle real life when an actual problem occurs?