Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML
Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
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kallemonster 0
There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.
K4ofDoom 0
I hate guys like this who make anime fans look bad. If they're that important, why would they be anywhere near his bed? I collect things and understand that what may not seem precious to many others would be very precious to the owner, but this is ridiculous. Don't keep important shit near your bed if you know you'll be getting some!
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bob1124 0
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YDI for dating a weeaboo.
bhangbhang 0
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HAHA You both deserve it! 12 year olds are not supposed to be having sex!
_cheeseballs 0
Why'd you assume 12 year olds are the only age genre to be watching/collecting anime figures?
Shadow_Phantom 26
Seriously now? 12? You must only hear of the ENG dubs; Even Digimon and Pokemon are NOT child-friendly in the Japanese versions. They cuss and violence, and all that. One Pokemon comic references "That's the last time I take a bath with my Tentacool" as in, a squid-ish pokemon. In a love confession magazine... Use your imagination here...
kawaiianime 5
You... are a dumbass.
ThatCrazyGirl 0
Yes, he over-reacted. but you have to understand that people put A LOT of time into making those things!
synacious 0
Your name says it all about your response to this FML.
Hava_fml 0
hahaha.. that awasome, #22
lexiBRo 0
OP and her bf were in the MIDDLE of sex. She didn't finish up and then decide to mess w/ his stuff. BF is just as responsible for having sex so close to a display of models that he values. I'm sure he had a big part to play in her rolling over or bumping into the models, whatever the case may be.. sorry Op Fyl
tipsy337 0
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I bet the sick bastard watches Anime **** aswell. Anime is gay.
XOfiestypixie 0
He's only gay if it's yaoi ;)
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Anime is amazing. You are just a douche.
Necrophile_fml 0
Seriously, get a new boyfriend.
Knockyoudown 0
Gosh what a d**k
Surfer101Babe 0
Maybe she can't dump him....She might be too ugly!! Only a posibility....Not that i'm saying you are!
synacious 0
This is when you look for a new boyfriend, OP. His reaction is far from normal; he seems to be a little too young to handle an intimate relationship if he flips out over something like that happening on accident and during sex no less. If you guys aren't in your early teens and you're actually in your late teens or your twenties, then that is only more reason to run for the hills. He needs to not have a girlfriend until he mans the **** up.
shewasalmost18 0
you need your priorities checked. whatever you do, you DO NOT KNOCK DOWN THE PIKACHU MODEL