Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML
Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
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kallemonster 0
There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.
K4ofDoom 0
I hate guys like this who make anime fans look bad. If they're that important, why would they be anywhere near his bed? I collect things and understand that what may not seem precious to many others would be very precious to the owner, but this is ridiculous. Don't keep important shit near your bed if you know you'll be getting some!
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Comments (239)
callargh 0
Oh for ****'s sake. I've never watched a single anime in my life but it's just a ******* hobby like anything else. I once dated a guy who liked the color green. He then turned into a total douche. So ladies, never date guys who like the color green.
username894 0
This.
epicfail13337 4
Uh, no, in some cases (like this guy), it turns into an obsession and has influence on your personality. You CAN turn into a total douche because of anime if you're that obsessed.
dacotahdear 0
Yes, and you can also turn into a total douche when you like sex, drugs, or really ANYTHING too much. So your argument is over-ruled.
callargh 0
Her boyfriend can remain a virgin while having sex? Amazing!
Hjelloo 0
Anime? Ugh, chink filth. It disgusts me.
lifeaveragekinda 0
who let you out of your cage?
blahdsflksfd 0
Your fault for having sex before marriage.
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
Death Note pwns noob cake.
Dynoblaze 1
I always sigh when I hear about guys like this cause the feed the sterotype.
katanphetamine 0
YDI for dating an anime freak.
person1000003 0
Anime rooox but I'm not sooo craZy bout it I'm srry fyl
Copilot 0
YDI for dating anime freaks. If he is white it makes it 100 times worse since he probably pretends to be Asian too.
doc2483 0
you guys must be asian!