Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
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XHerobrineX 4
..... It couldn't have gotten any worse :)
ConnorBrown36 5
That would really piss me off
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Comments (114)
HyperSquirrel 8
Lol at least people didn't give you a slow clap? =p
Jewnut 0
a little inconsiderate, you could have waited for the host to finish their speech. big boys can hold it.
SliceOfCake 9
I bet you wear Depends.
lialikesapplepie 0
Shame on you!
SliceOfCake 9
Yeah! Shame on OP for giving into urinary urges. Damn you, bladder!
trina101 0
Awe! Well, keep up your spirit! You will eventually forget about it and laugh it off
Snafuusmc 12
What would Billy Madison do?
maniaccrab 0
Yell at the camera?
RacistPancake 6
Am I the only one who can control my bladder?
IsThatAHorse 5
Wow that does suck OP but don't worry im sure people won't be talking about you. You'll be fine. But peeing in the bushes? What is this the 60s?!
hhhwat 0
Took the words put of my mouth
ICastillo 25
Your an ass man, just playing bro keep your head up it happens to the best of us.
1094568 1
Men: we are shameless annnnnnnd we are awesome..