Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
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Top comments
maybaybe 0
At least he didn't say, "EW, PUT THE COAT BACK ON".
sourgirl101 29
He would have stared at your eyes, but only if they were on you chest. You must have nice boobies(:
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Comments (95)
hellloooo2 0
At least you have something for them to stare at.
xGraycloud 4
would've just kicked them in da nuts (:
Fa11en_Leafs 7
he didn't say it to you. he was calling attention to it.
frecks9 0
wait.... why are you out of the kitchen?
frecks9 0
wait.... why are you out of the kitchen???
Just_A_Fail 0
well thats what you get for haveing great jugs then huh.
frecks9 0
I don't understand why you were out of the kitchen?
MiSSxxuNDeRSTooD 4
So? I hang out with mostly guys and I have big boobs..... why is that so horrible that you had to post on FML?
Steffi 26
They didn't have to respond her boobs like that.
Tokyo_Atom 7
YDI for not talking to them, guys are pretty cool to hang around with once you make it clear you're not interesting in them in THAT way
Tokyo_Atom 7
YDI for not talking to them, guys are pretty cool to hang around with once you make it clear you're not interesting in them in THAT way