Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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PerfasarusRex 3
Cats are taking over the world
newbiehere99 6
Cats are awesome ... Did you hear about that cat that knows how to use a vibrator ?? I'm impressed
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Comments (110)
mickyb10 13
Perhaps you should spell patience right
ThexFroggyGirl 21
Lmao, my ex used to be like that. He'd never texted me but I'd see him doing shit all over Facebook.
dieselguy82 0
Uh sounds like he is secretly GAY. Sorry he likes the other pussy.
mickyb10 13
That was a reply to an earlier comment im a dumbass
bmkc4 1
What's wrong with cats???
Fahodi 4
Try to mention cats somehow in your future texts. He will definitley replay ^_^
Random017 7
As long as they're his cats I don't see this as a big issue. An album of random cats might be another story...
ripon 0
Do you ever think he was to busy making the album and that is why he didn't wanna text you back?
fwongraven 10
You know why? He doesn't give a crap about you. He just doesn't care. You are not worth the bother of a quick text from him. Some men will come straight out and dump you if they feel that way. Others will keep you hanging on like an idiot, just in case they get lonely/horny, and consistently treat you like shit. As one of the aformentioned 'idiots', I would advise you end the relationship sooner rather than later ;-)
THE_A_TEEN 28
ASSHOLE ALERT! ASSHOLE ALERT! WEE-WOO WEE-WOO WEE-WOO
alycion 39
And some people just need me time. I don't think my marriage would survive if we both didn't have our hobbies that we didn't share. And you know what? If he's out doing one of his or I'm doing mine, we don't get upset if we don't respond to each other. Friend time and me time is just as important in healthy relationships as together time.
kumar1995 4
he likes the other pussycat better lol