Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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PerfasarusRex 3
Cats are taking over the world
newbiehere99 6
Cats are awesome ... Did you hear about that cat that knows how to use a vibrator ?? I'm impressed
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Comments (110)
DoubleCross 9
Maybe he was working on that first.
xmaximusx 12
Mabye dog but cats lol!
QueenSaru 28
OP, before you start freaking out that he's not texting you back, step back and think about a) what kind of text did you send him (if it was a statement or a "I did x today" he might not think it requires an answer, I know I've gotten texts from people where I take a minute and go, "Uh... okay what do I say to this?" which usual means I don't respond at all) and b) how long has it been since you sent it? I sometimes don't check my phone for days at a time. It doesn't mean I'm ignoring someone who texts me in that time period, it just means I'm not near my phone. If it's urgent, either pick up the phone and call him, or drop by his house. Also, to those saying "dump him!" that seems a bit rash, if someone is "late" replying to your text once (since we don't know the whole story), you'd dump them? How about... talking to them in person and letting them know how you feel about not getting a response? Sometimes actual communication fixes things!
xmaximusx 12
Maybe he never heard the phone And you are just thinking too much
Inediblepeaches 15
Well, cats are adorable :3
rcgirl2 11
Is his sister the lady who posted a video on Youtube about how she loved cats and how she could hug every single one of them?
tHeDaRkNeSs006 10
He is free to choose his form of pussy. That sucks OP make an album of dongs. He'll take the hint.
pxndiieinsanity 6
One word: Redditor.
__mcgeeski 4
Just Purrfect .. Sorry yall had to read that....
brianfantana32 10
Maybe he didn't have time to text you back BECAUSE he was making a photo album