Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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PerfasarusRex 3
Cats are taking over the world
newbiehere99 6
Cats are awesome ... Did you hear about that cat that knows how to use a vibrator ?? I'm impressed
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Comments (110)
kirbydumas 10
Like the eharmony crazy at lady. But in male form
vaporzone 3
Prolly cause this reason cats don't bitch like girls do
calliefornia2 3
Priorities.. He has them.
spottyblanket 8
I'm sorry, I really laughed at this
TheJourneyBegins 1
Must be a Redditor. Hope your situation works out for the best OP.
angiefilee 5
Hahahahahahahaha
taylinemoody 0
Maybe you should reconsider your boyfriend...
fuzion50 6
He might not have his phone. Don't be so ******* overattatched. And how do you even know he uploaded instead of texting you. No offense, but you sound like a clingy bitch who needs to take the ***** out of your ass and STFU. He obviously wants some pussy, so give it to him.
sinkmyanchor 0
Sounds like my boyfriend.
heathera24 3
He couldn't text you back because he was making the cat album. Seems legit to me.