Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
PerfasarusRex 3
Cats are taking over the world
newbiehere99 6
Cats are awesome ... Did you hear about that cat that knows how to use a vibrator ?? I'm impressed
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (110)
mitchestate 6
What a pussy
fingersandtoes6 0
that's why he can't text you back
Cowgirl9999 8
Haha time for a new boyfriend OP?
sbjess 8
Ever think that his battery was dead and he was charging his phone? If you're that bent out of shape over CATS, there's likely been more problems in your relationship.
dellis44 7
cats are evil
ByronJess 17
My boyfriend doesn't always text me back either. And sometimes in the time that he isn't texting back, he post stuff on Facebook. It used to really bug me, however, I've come to realize that he and I don't need to be in constant contact, and a lot of the time the stuff I text him isn't urgent enough to where he can't reply when he finds it convienent. Maybe he just wanted a little space, or wasn't in the mood to talk to anyone. I promise it isn't the end of the world.
ositoakaluis 16
did you like the album OP?
Enslaved 38
Maybe he was busy. The beauty of texting, is that you're able to reply when it's convenient for you to do so.
Keliosan 6
I don't know about everyone else but I've missed text messages before....maybe he didn't notice because of what he was doing not because he was ignoring her to do it...if he's just an asshole though, sorry OP.
cortneyanne92 0
I know the feeling.