Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Wallingford, United States
Thanks, officer
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Top comments
DontClickOnMe 28
Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!
Blazingcrono 6
I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!
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hateevryone 15
what time of the day did you go? and where?
MikDunDe04 0
Thats why they invented treadmills!
FMyDave 0
This is why americas obesity rate is going up! When someone thinks about exercising, a guy name hank in a yellow poncho is waiting outside your window for you... 0.o
SignUpisntcool 3
You see , Americans aren't obese people. ( I realize you did not say that.)All around the world people are obese. But , I kind of have to agree with you, you can't go a lot of places without seeing at least four obese people.
SignUpisntcool 3
What I also meant to say was, not all Americans are obese.
Joey01616 0
I use to mug people all the time, until I took an arrow to the knee.
lukemack 4
Simple move to a better country :) (but sorry to hear sucks)
kevjumba 1
moral of the story: don't exercise
shot3 0
Apparently not jogging fast enough!
Gogetajh 3
awww bro, i feel bad for you bro
SignUpisntcool 3
Oh sorry , that was me playing grand theft auto
mattza 5
It was the universe's way of telling you you're fine the you are :P