Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Wallingford, United States
Thanks, officer
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Top comments
DontClickOnMe 28
Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!
Blazingcrono 6
I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!
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Comments (87)
badass243 6
So much fail. FYL and hope that d bag goes to jail!
lizardninja 0
That's unlucky, your less likely to be mugged if you only play call of duty!
cmac86 24
There's been so much crime in Arkansas this year! I'm hoping it levels out soon. Glad you're ok!
SignUpisntcool 3
I'm from Arkansas too
hellaflushfa5 6
Guess you should have run faster..
Caliborn_06 11
Invest in a treadmill
benmec 18
You should have been carrying pepper spray or better yet, some acid. Reenact the scene from vancouver wa where that one bitch faked an attack...
enopola 5
Yeah carry some acid! Or maybe a blow torch, a saw. Any other number of impractical weapons.
DocBastard 40
No no no, he wasn't a mugger, he's your new fitness trainer! He chases you, you run, you get scared shitless, and your heart rate goes way up. It's the perfect training routine! That cash he took is just his fee. When you're back in shape, you'll thank him.
2O12 6
I cracked up when you referred to the stolen cash as his "fee". :)
sweetdreams20 0
Jog and shank.... The exercise of the ghetto
fallensnow143 6
thats pretty funny hehe
DuckMyLife99 0
Hehe kinda funny rofls
bfsd42 20
Do you usually rofl when something is kinda funny? I don't wanna know what happens if something is very funny.