Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Wallingford, United States
Thanks, officer
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Top comments
DontClickOnMe 28
Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!
Blazingcrono 6
I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!
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2O12 6
Maybe they picked on you cause they thought you couldn't outrun them.. FYL, OP.
rreyes79 0
This is why I carry a gun.
d10cat 0
Amen
MCTime 12
Yea, good idea. That way while they're mugging you they can take it and use your own gun on you.
bugmenotmofo 34
Run circles in the basement instead.
perdix 31
Now, you've got a great excuse to plant that ass on your couch and fatten up. How boring the world would be if everyone were fit and of relatively normal weight! Fatties are funny, and the morbidly obese make the merely chubby feel better about themselves.
aigroeg 0
hehe
RokNRoll11 9
2nd amendment protection. Never leave home without a pistol.
Okayitwasme 0
That sucks!
d10cat 0
I know Arkansas has a concealed handgun program and you have a right to protect yourself just a thought
aigroeg 0
That is just mean. you have to invest in a walking machine. I hope you didn't lose much valuables and did not get hurt
Calyx_fml 22
Joggers usually dont carry anything but a house key.
Bobissmall 13
I carry my £250 iPod touch and my £50 phone -_-' Luckily I live in a very quiet area.
tsquaredyosur 3
That's gods way of saying there is no hope for you!!!!