Crying
It's toast
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thebravelittletoaster
United Kingdom
Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML
Anonymous
Nigeria
Just because you can don't mean you should
Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
poop
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
coco1234
Brain melt
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Uh-SLEEP
Litchfield Park, United States
Masterchef
Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML
anon
Dublin, United States
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
gofixmyhead
United Kingdom
Student life
Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Good thing it wasn't plugged in at the time. Otherwise, you'd have to shop for a new sister, too.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, at least you weren't in the bathtub when she threw it in! :-)
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Manual_Manoosy 21
How else do you clean a toaster?