Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
Today, the girl I have feelings for gave me a really thoughtful handmade gift. She apologized for not buying something. I meant to tell her it’s worth more than anything, or priceless, but my mouth instead said, “It’s worthless." FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
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highpotency 0
YDI for giving a girl that isn't your girlfriend a $200 necklace...
chrholck 0
Imagine how much pussy you could've gotten for those 200$ at a strip club. Just sayin'.
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Comments (135)
kingsolomon89 0
it wasn't real diamonds, unless they were super small. they must have been cubic zirconium. diamonds cost a lot more than $200.
Stumblebum30 5
You gambled.... and lost!
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, this is 100% YDI. You gave a diamond necklace to someone who wasn't even your girlfriend. What did you expect? Her throw herself at you as soon as she saw the diamonds?
JohnnyTheFox 0
complete ******* moron.
perdix 31
You should have demanded ten ********. She didn't have to give them to you all right away. You could work out a lay-away plan.
Nerrage 0
Not a FML. Idiot. Maybe like half FML if she was your girlfriend. Maybe a FML if it was your anniversary or something. I wanna know how this shit gets through, and not my FML about my drunk roommate smashing my $1500 macbook pro?! This just pisses me off. OP, you're a dumbass for getting a friend who may not even like you a gift that is way the hell too expensive. And for being a selfish ass and expecting anything in return. A gift is a GIFT, not a "Be my girlfriend, now, bitch. I just spent $200 on your ass, and I don't give a **** if you like me or not." gesture. If you want a girlfriend, spend that $200 on a date, not some necklace you probably got ripped off on. You must've gotten like 1/4 of a carat diamond for $200.
asiancreampuff 0
YDI. You're one of those self-proclaimed "Mr. Nice Guys" that have no game (and really is a whiny, loserish, probably shallow asshole). A present is a present, it's not a bargain. Why would she want to date a guy who doesn't give presents because he is a kind person, but gives presents expecting something ? Wow.
Nerrage 0
I couldn't agree more with you, sir.
The__Redneck 7
Agreed. In addition, if this girl means so much to him, why does he not have the sack to tell her? Sounds to me like he called it a gift, thinking it was a bargain--and then got pissy when she took it as a gift.
freackles94 0
i agree with #70...this is not an FML. i put in one about my boyfriend punching me in the face and i get rejected but this shit makes it???
cursedcutiepi 0
your boyfriend punched you in the face? ouchhh.
aback 5
Ask him to do it again. Maybe it'll make the grade this time.
elyssarae 0
What kind of diamond necklace only costs $200?
flying_vegan 0
One taken off a corpse.
cursedcutiepi 0
well next time, ask her to be your girlfriend and then give her the necklace?