Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
Today, the girl I have feelings for gave me a really thoughtful handmade gift. She apologized for not buying something. I meant to tell her it’s worth more than anything, or priceless, but my mouth instead said, “It’s worthless." FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
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highpotency 0
YDI for giving a girl that isn't your girlfriend a $200 necklace...
chrholck 0
Imagine how much pussy you could've gotten for those 200$ at a strip club. Just sayin'.
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Comments (135)
loucifer667 0
why would you give some chick you're not hooking up a $200 necklace?! You did it to yourself... you're a sucker for trying to buy the chick.
DANKshank 0
fooreal... why buy her something if your not *******
devendra_fml 0
Today I tried to guilt a girl into dating me by spending 200 dollars on her. Didn't work. FML
vexis58 1
If she really means that much to you, you would be giving such a gift to make her happy, not because you want something in return, and you wouldn't be here complaining that all you got was a hug.
Nerrage 0
I totally agree. If you REALLY liked the girl, you would have enjoyed the hug.
metman9192 2
wow ur an idiot for doing that. wasting ur money on a girl that ur just friends w/. What did u think was gonna happen? You don't just give a girl an expensive necklace then expect to magically start a relationship w/ her out of thin air.
mikrav 0
That's stupid. You don't give gifts like that until you're engaged or married.
heart604 0
what kind of diamond cost 200bucks? was it diamond dust or something?
aback 5
For $200 you could have got several ******** from a hooker.
Karchev_The_Teri 0
if a ******* hug cost that much, that would be an expensive hooker
ensemble_coeur 0
YDI for spending so much on a gift for a girl who isn't even your girlfriend. Seriously, who does that? It's like you're pressuring her to like you.