Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
Today, the girl I have feelings for gave me a really thoughtful handmade gift. She apologized for not buying something. I meant to tell her it’s worth more than anything, or priceless, but my mouth instead said, “It’s worthless." FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
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highpotency 0
YDI for giving a girl that isn't your girlfriend a $200 necklace...
chrholck 0
Imagine how much pussy you could've gotten for those 200$ at a strip club. Just sayin'.
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Comments (135)
dianadoll 23
well that's what you get when you decide to give a frieeennddd an expensive gift. don't you think she should at least be your girlfriend before such gifts? duh:)
jojob123456 3
OMG the same thing happened to my friend but it wasn't a necklace it was an iPhone 4S and a $50 gift card to iTunes
Le_Anonymous 9
Friend zoned.
taybay23 13
It's your fault for spending that much on someone you only "like" $200 is committed relationship status
xRezSynn 15
Well why would you spend that much money on someone who isn't your girlfriend?
missangelad 10
She's not your gf... So why spend so much on her.
teentee401 37
YDI for giving your CRUSH, someone you weren't sure liked you back, a $200 necklace.
littlexlune 16
What a dumbass. Don't spend massive quantities of money on someone until you know they're interested in a relationship too.
Forever1218 10
Friend zonedddddd
ArellaRoth 12
I would've taken it back still